What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 19:16

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”